Dear Nolan,
Some thoughts from your mother regarding sleep.
First, if you are cranky and mommy gives you Tylenol
around 7:30 it is because she is afraid something hurts and she wants you to
sleep. It is not meant to perk you up and send you dancing around the house.
Tylenol may be withheld in the future if this becomes a regular outcome. For
roughly 13 of the 17 months you have been alive, you have gone peacefully into
your bed at 8pm. This was not simply coincidence or an accident. Your parents have
actually put thought into your bedtime; an equation that involves the amount of
sleep you need, the time you need to wake up and our own personal sanity. There
is no need to start ‘testing’ the bedtime routine so see if it’s set. It is. We
will win.
Finally, your parents provide some lovely food options
between the hours of 5pm and 8pm. You are welcome (and encouraged) to eat
whatever the family is eating, but we are also willing to provide any
combination of waffles, sausage, eggs, yogurt, cereal, fruit, etc. Refusing to
eat during these hours and then waking up hungry in the middle of the night is unacceptable.
Our 3:30am rendezvous with a bowl of Cheerios, a dozen strawberries, three
pieces of cheese and some yogurt will not be occurring on a regular basis.
On a side note, thank you for not trying any of this while we were trapped in a trailer together a few weeks ago.
Love,
Mom