Shortly after finishing (decimating?) his hot dog last night Carson discovered ketchup, mustard and fry sauce, with the aid of a straw, can be used for painting pictures on the napkins, table, fry bag – pretty much everything. The poor sweet college couple sitting behind him (who were obviously on a date) tried to play along, but were noticeably terrified each time he turned around and laughed at them with a giant clump of mustard poised precariously on the end of a straw.

I like to think of taking my kids out in public as a service to the community... it keeps young people from thinking they’re actually ready to have children. :)