On the way to Amity this morning to drop-off the kids:

Carson: “Mom, I want what Nolan has.”
Nolan: “No.”
Carson: “Mom, he’s not sharing.”
Me: “Nolan do you want to look at Carson’s book.”
Nolan: “Yeah.” (Because it’s Carson’s.)
Me: “Here’s the book, give Carson the drawing board.”
...Crash....
Carson: “MOM! He threw it on the floor!!!”
Nolan: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

So yes, that was me this morning pulled over on the side of Hwy 99 trying to retrieve a drawing board that had been pitched by a two-year-old, just to keep his brother from playing with it.